if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
(Source: winchestersaints, via clueless-wander)
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes